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Anonymous scenester
October 18, 2026 at 7:43:47 PM
Hey Quatro, looking for serious advice. I am a 19 year old with a wicked side fringe, and only one problem... Every guy who has ever shown interest in me has been over the age of 30. Its HORRIBLE. They say I remind them of the emo girls they had crushes on when they were teenagers... they go, "oh you like music from 2009? Heh.. I was a teenager when that album you enjoy came out... we have so many similar interests... I also love arcade games. Ive got a question to ask you... hope you dont mind i'm 35
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One guy was 40, had a pastel pink undercut, a tattoo between his pointer finger and his thumb that said "insert neck here" and a terrifying goatee. He gave me a magic the gathering deck, then invited me to a BDSM club, THEN gave me his phone number for if i ever wanted to get a piercing at his house. NO THANK YOU!!! How, oh how do i stop attracting this kind of guy, and start having people that are actually my age interested in me?? Anxiously awaiting your response. In fact, while I wait i am going to start holding my breath so if you dont respond to me i die of oxygen deprivation. starting in 5, 4, 3, 2...